Sunday, February 15, 2009

Before and After Marriage

Just want to share something funny but quite true which I had received from my friend.

Before marriage
Husband: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: No! Don't even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Over and over!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get.
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Darling!


After marriage

Simply read from bottom to the top


4 comments:

fyen said...

haha...so wicked...

maomao said...

when are you free to have lunch?
let me know ok :)

fyen said...

lets do the week after. i let you know ok. :-)

maomao said...

ok, see you!